Any questions?

I think the next post on my blog, on the world wide web, should be an offer for everyone with access to the world wide web.

If any of you have any questions, you are always welcome to ask me. I know everything, and I will need subjects to write about.

One example could be the question: "Why have you not answered my e-mail? Are you not on 'the information superhighway'?"

If I was asked this exact question, my answer would probably be: "I have not seen the e-mail, you have sent me. But if you are on 'the information superhighway', would you not know that we no longer call it this?"

See, I answer in the form of a question. What would the Dalai Lama do? Exactly the same. (If I should keep it up, it should have been "Exactly the same?")

So if you have a question and you would like an answer (or a new question) my e-mail is laugh@mortencomedy.com.