Horoscopes are mostly for the stars.

I am starting to have a great interest in horoscopes. I do not find astronomy interesting at all, but horoscopes are great. Therefore, as a service to you, I will now do todays horoscopes for the zodiac signs Taurus, Gemini and Cancer.

Taurus:
Today you will read your horoscope. It will be written in the font "times new roman". After you have read your horoscope, you will still not know, what is going to happen with your day.


Gemini:
You will, at some point today, think of a special person in your life. It could be after reading a horoscope, and most likely, it is not relevant to you or to that special person in your life, but you really want to believe in horoscopes.

Cancer:
Shit happens...