World Premiere!

It most certainly is. This is my first blog ever in the language of English. First blogs are always tough, because you often forget, you have to write about something. Some people write about nothing and some want attention as fast as possible.

I know what I want. I want you to read it! Yes, you are allowed to read this. You are not peeping here on my blog. Please remember this. I have invited you here. When i use the word "you," it is because chances are, you are the only one reading this.

Now that we have established some ground rules, I should probably continue with a proper introduction of my self. When you describe yourself, you often start with your name, age and origin, I will save those for later.

Right now I live in an apartment with my friend of the age 32 and his cat Junkie of the age Ø (Ø=Hopefully dead soon). Maybe you have already noticed that I am not a fan of the cat. But is it reasonable for a person to hate (Yes, now it's hate) a cat? I believe it is.

My friend is away on travel for two weeks, so right now I am home alone with the cat, Junkie. Yesterday I was supposed to clean the litterbox, and so I did. Did I throw up? Yes. And how did the cat thank me? By attacking me? Yes. If I had a real person friend, who did this to me, he/she would not be my friend anymore. At least I had paid my dues, and the cat had a nice clean toilet.

Now you, as the reader, might be thinking: "When you woke up this morning, was the floor outside your room covered in shit?" Yes. Yes, it was. The floor was covered in shit. Was it your cat who did this? No. Did you have to clean it, because the owner of this cat is in Brazil? Yes.

Is it reasonable for a person to hate a cat? Yes.

My name is Morten. I am 26 years old. I live in Copenhagen, Denmark with my friend and his cat, Junkie.

PS. The cat bothered me the entire time while I was writing this. (If you don't like this blog, you'll hate the cat!)